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AOL mail: OK for others, not itself

IN A humbling reversal, AOL Time Warner Inc. is retreating from a top-level directive that required the divisions of the old Time Warner to convert to an e-mail system based on AOL software and run by America Online’s giant public server computers in Virginia.
AOL, the only company that can successfully make MS look great! For years, AOL users have put up with the horrors of that system's email, including lost email and dropped attachments. Now, tada, the corp offices get to suffer the same fate, only now they'll be escaping. According to the article, other Time Inc. divisions will be able to pick the email system of their choice, and kiss off the entire AOL system. Love ya, see ya!



All you other AOL users...tough!

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