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And I thought Speed Racer looked bad...


This is really nauseating. I can't think of a nice thing to say. Even Karl Urban, who I thought was an awesome choice for McCoy looks....

And look at the leads. Good grief!

UPDATE: Having survived reading the article...

Simon Pegg as Scotty still looks good, but in the group shot his expression seems to say, "Good grief, look at these fooles."

I had hope (hope, I say) when Karl Urban was cast as McCoy. I laughed out loud because it seemed so perfect. Seeing him in that picture, though, makes my stomach churn.

As for the rest of the cast…? Oh. My. God.

And the production designs?!? The bridge of the Enterprise as interpreted by Apple Store designers? Abrams bragging that the bridge set is so cool it makes Apple Stores look uncool. He must think the set designs for Logan’s Run are just uber cool and not some Texas shopping mall. Oh wait…

And ooh, handrails for crew to hang onto when they hit turbulence. How exciting, realism! Feh!

Abrams states that he's not making this for Trek fans, he's making it for movie fans. Well excuse me if it still looks like utter crap. The worst part, of course, was discussing this with my son and we both looked at each and said, "You know we'll be there opening night..."

Sadly, too true, too true.

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